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Old 04-22-2010, 10:32 PM
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Default poetry. women vs men

WOMEN POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#@t
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Old 04-23-2010, 01:50 AM
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You'r a true poet
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:59 PM
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Well, good luck then
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Old 05-06-2010, 02:35 PM
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I heard the poem differantly... your guy forgot the mountain shack, a good gaurd dog, and an AK-47.
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