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Old 08-30-2007, 06:56 AM
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Tips for investing those big bucks this year

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left,
be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected
to become:

Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will
become:

Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the
new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang

OH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS
ONE...........
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